Crime & Safety

Weird Police News: Meat in Pants, Oblivious Boyfriend and More

Here's a look at recent weird news from the Northeast Georgi area.

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1. Easter Sex Act

When you think of Easter, does public indecency come to mind. No? Well, apparently it does for some people. We can't say for sure what this couple was thinking, but it does go to show you that people will do anything, anywhere and at anytime.

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2. Rude Road Ways

So, it seems OK that someone would want to fix his undone pants. Natural, right? Doing it in the middle of the road? Well, we think that's just plain rude. Someone could have had an accident while this guy was wiggling beneath his waistband.

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If your boyfriend keeps pecking away on his laptop while you get robbed, do you keep him as your boyfriend? There's only one right answer, so don't think long. That's just one of the things that makes the news item very weird.

4.

Cursing and throwing bottles with police nearby: not smart, not smart at all.

5. Stupid Is

Maybe it's true that if drive your vehicle into a ditch and need the assistance of police in getting your driver's license out and standing up straight, that you may be a little on the dumb side. But, to tell a police officer that you are, in fact, "stupid," is odd. 

6. Meat in Pants

I have never has the occasion to see how cold a pack of meat could be on my bare skin. However, the man in this story does. He was caught with ribs stuffed down his pants. No baked beans, though.

7. Home Arson

There's a few reasons why someone would set his/her house on fire. But, to come up with an elaborate intruder? f you did it, own it. That is all.

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Hunger is not a reason for erratic driving. Why did this guy think it was?

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